just heard someone mention that they play "war thunder" and i was like. wait. the game from the advert? the game from the youtube sponsor?? next you'll be telling me your website is on squarespace. you're eating your blue apron. sorry, your factor. did you sleep well on your casper? just the right sink, and just the right bounce? how are your me undies fitting you today

it's just occurred to me that maybe my attitude of "i don't want to ever see an advert for anything, ever, and if i do, i consider it a patronizing, unsolicited attack on my free will, and i will forever have a negative opinion of the company and try to make a point of actively avoiding the product from that day onward purely out of spite", maybe that attitude isn't actually as mainstream or normal as i think it is