Can you imagine if you ever put a normal guy in ace attorney

Hello its me Albert Norm I work as a bank clerk and there is absolutely nothing going on with me. I saw the murder and I'm just going to tell you what I saw without being weird about it

@codl people in the ace attorney are always murderers, falsely accused of murder, or eventual murder victims. so they would probably get murdered in an extremely implausible way or otherwise be framed for an extremely implausible murder because they happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

@codl hit em with the contradiction and they go "oh yeah i suppose that doesn't make sense, something's probably going on idk what tho"