Sometimes I wish I had thicker eyebrows

@muiiio well, you could get hair transplants, but that's probably expensive and probably not worth it, unless it really effects your life.

@BeAware Oh, no, I'd never even consider this I just really like big thick eyebrows on men and I'm jealous sometimes. Also of other things, but whatchagonnado

@muiiio Well, if it makes you feel any better, as a fully straight man, I think you're doing fine.

You're WAY more "in shape" than I ever could be, your hair is always nicely groomed, especially your beard, and you always seem to take really good pictures that show off these traits.