Pov: it's a reply yelling at you for something.

I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.

Oh joy it is probably either:

A dumb bot trying to engage in an artificial but going-no-where discussion

An asshole user

Maybe a mod telling me how wrong I am

Very little times has anyone ever messaged me for actual reasons.

"Bring the crazy."

1/3 people riffing on the joke.

1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."

1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.

Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.

Nicole, is that you?

Piefed lets you mute replies, I believe, by pressing the little bell next to your comment.

Sorry to hear that. Everyrime I am here and get something in my inbox it was usually a helpful comment.

So in this case I hope reading this in your inbox gives you a lil smile for today

The guillotine

I started to use tone indicators recently, i think i am going to use them more often on Lemmy

Neat! I've been meaning to switch.

I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 'unread' notifications).

No need to brag

You probably said something in .ml

It's not a brag, it's a confession.

Nah, I remember when I'm fucking with them.

Pffft, amateur:

(I've set upvotes to blue, just to be clear so you don't think I've downvoted you.)

I get excited because lemmy has actually the coolest people on earth.

Also voyager?

3 replies? Someone's popular.

After posting this meme I had 10. Good times