Don't feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer's remorse set in.

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

long

How generous of you

Those images lol

The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun…
Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

By far the best quote from the movie.

You guys are going in and out?

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

All the risk without the fun

You've summarized religion in one phrase.

Which one?

Is

Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

Like sex is awesome, this is

I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

I never go in. Only out.

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

Lots of animals unironically do this.

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

Don't call me an animal, but yes.

It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.