Nothing gets me excited like...
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I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 'unread' notifications).
Pffft, amateur:
(I've set upvotes to blue, just to be clear so you don't think I've downvoted you.)
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I get excited because lemmy has actually the coolest people on earth.
Also voyager?
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3 replies? Someone's popular.
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3 replies? Someone's popular.
After posting this meme I had 10. Good times
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I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 'unread' notifications).
Ah yes, email, the medium meant to...never be read? You're a monster.
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Oh joy it is probably either:
A dumb bot trying to engage in an artificial but going-no-where discussion
An asshole user
Maybe a mod telling me how wrong I am
Very little times has anyone ever messaged me for actual reasons.
Is it because most of your comments are bundles of joy like this one?
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Is it because most of your comments are bundles of joy like this one?
I'm so proud of you that you know how to look in other people's profiles for a snarky remark! rolls eyes
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Only to realize it is just some tankie using 3 seperate accounts to underline their utterly deranged and irrational argument against you.
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You probably said something in .ml
Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
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Don't read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:
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Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
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I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
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You probably said something in .ml
Nah, I got banned from there and blocked the instant ages ago.
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Made you look
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.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
I won't do either, every flavor of authoritarian can eat my shorts.
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I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
And then a ban.
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Nicole, is that you?
Naw there's a new one now.
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I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.
Never trust a pig farmer...
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Pov: it's a reply yelling at you for something.
Or at least it could be - better about it just in case!
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1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.
(Did I successfully manage to do all three here?
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