So we can not body shame everyone

Or body shame everyone

Or is it a thing everyone can do to people you just don't like and it is totally fine

Bodyshaming harms all men

I think men can handle it…

is used as a sign for white nationalists. Now I believe it.

Just help them along and let them have it: cooperate with your fellow white nationalists by following their direction on culture.
So docile.

Like 4 and a half is average I'm pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It's WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they've been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying "don't expect anything special" and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.

Bottom line it doesn't matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you're packing. A lot of women don't like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.

Like 4 and a half is average I'm pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It's WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they've been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying "don't expect anything special" and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.

Bottom line it doesn't matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you're packing. A lot of women don't like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.

This is Cyanide & Happiness. They're in the body shame everyone camp.

It’s just like anything else honestly.

I have a cousin with a sometimes stiff button for a penis a he has never dated below a 10.

His wife is gorgeous and his kids are beautiful. Been married almost 20 years and had multiple flings before that, as well as girls going batshit insane over him all his life despite an entire small town seeing his shorts come off at the local pool.

I told the guys on the Reddit small wiener community about this ages ago and they told me to go to hell and that life was miserable and I didn’t understand and was making it up. Well, I might not understand personally, but I’m definitely not making it up.

Women don’t give a damn, not really. Your bros might give you shit, but most women don’t care.

Some do. Some don’t like guys who eat Cheetos and want a dude who eats healthy and works out. Oh well. She ain’t the one.

Don’t stress.

You know what made life so easy with the women for my cousin? You can see his confidence a mile away. He’s brilliant and he knows it. So are you. Know it.

I go see what the fascists are saying directly in their safe spaces once and awhile instead of hearing about it 2nd+ hand. Do not recommend.

To be more specific: The sanitized idea in their non-verbatim words (I think this was in the lead up to the first Trump campaign?) was to see if "leftists" would let them ruin an already long established funny hand gesture to the point anyone who wasn't white nationalist would stop doing it out of fear.

Then alt right grifters picked it up and it kinda worked...if you let them have that win.

I thought it was an upside down ok symbol, not the regular one?

Excellent. And body shaming doesn't come into it for me. I see this as picking at their sense of themselves, which they need for their hateful beliefs. It's just the language that cretins understand.

I believe the OK one was just 4chan going

"lol, the left is so gullible if we say the OK sign is a sign of white nationalists, they'll publish it". Of course the reality is, when they sent it out, the actual white nationalists saw it and started using it.

which is kind of the thing that they do. Just like pepe.. to my knowledge the original author doesn't seem to be a bad guy. Meme itself was used in non horrible ways for years. But today you see someone join something with a pepe avitar or similar... you know there's a 90% chance that whatever community you are in is about to get a test of how they react to the racial slurs that are about to come up.

Or you know you can go to the most famous and talked about ones. IE that symbol of good fortune that existed in countless peaceful cultures for thousands of years.

Absolutely right and i am happy how many comments point this out.
Gotta say cyanide and happiness does not really care about being pc.

who's out there comparing their dicks to other dudes to know if they're below or above average

bro women or gay men don't care if your penis is small, only toxic men care about that

if you are really offended by this then you should ask yourself why exactly

"Bro" I am a gay man. I love small penises. This post is reinforcing stigma around small penises, by associating them with white nationalism.

It's weird to make jokes about them. People don't need to make up for having a small penis, because it's not a flaw, so there is literally no basis for this joke other than toxic masculinity.

I highly doubt that the Cyanide and Happiness creators would label themselves as leftists, even in the watered-down US understanding of the term.

They've always been very happy to be openly offensive to the point of misogyny/ableism/toxic masculinity in their art - not typical earmarks of a leftist.

P. S. I don't really have beef with c&h, the whole "where not [label] because we insult everyone" just doesn't really ring true for me when it's four wealthy white dudes 'punching down' often. Or two ultra rich white dudes like Matt & Trey of South Park. Funny sometimes - but you're still a dick when you punch down on communities you're not part of and you don't really know.

Steroid bros.

It's all weirdly connected, insecurity -> steroids -> dysfunctional manhood -> more insecurity -> fascism.

Insecure dudes, primarily.

That's a good point, and explains the existence of this comic. They're anti-WN but still have some regressive attitudes.

someone should tell them it's gay to think about other men's dicks

/s, but their reaction would be funny