Hmm. You think the wee one has maybe been spying on mommy&daddy time?

Bruh wut?

Maybe we have known different kinds of goth girls.

That's enough internet for you.

I'm not sure what's causing the offense. The suggestion that parents might still have sex, that it might be kinky, or that the little ones might pick up things they are not supposed to. But whatever it is, I'm not the one who needs to get out more.