Every damn time.

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You get a whole 5 seconds?

I dunno, as a collector, you get back some of that dopamine hit whenever you recheck or handle your precioussss.

In Canada, you can get cannabis delivered by the postman. I'm willing to test if that package gives more than 5 seconds when that's available in the States.

I'd even think of running for some major position with it as my platform!

Solve homelessness overnight! Give em free weed but only if they have a home address!

Out of the package, after the 5 seconds, it morphs in to regret. Then it gets worse everytime you look at it.

Worth it.

My kids went through a period where I could wrap a box of crayons up over and over and that would make their whole day. Literally beaming at just getting anything.

you're buying the wrong packages man

https://youtu.be/ocDqAcGm0Dg

So that was the glow from Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.

Well now you have gone and ruined the mystery

...then they start clumping together to form clutter piles.

I just got a new raincoat. Now every time it rains i get some dopamine!

Depending on the state/country, you can also get alcohol delivered. I think things that can be ingested (food, drink, many drugs) have a pretty easy time circumventing the issue in the post, because that stuff works on a more primal level.

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Consoom!