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  • G gork@sopuli.xyz

    Why be just one person with an alt? Why not be the collective, like the Borg?

    Hashtag theBorgDidNothingWrong

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    stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    #13

    They were just trying to save us dammit!

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    • snoringearthworm@sh.itjust.worksS snoringearthworm@sh.itjust.works

      If they were one person that would somehow be more impressive.

      rose_thorne@lemmy.zipR This user is from outside of this forum
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      rose_thorne@lemmy.zip
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      #14

      Well, we got the transporter set up, finally. We can make this happen.

      And if we don't like the results, we already know how to handle it.

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      • G gork@sopuli.xyz

        Why be just one person with an alt? Why not be the collective, like the Borg?

        Hashtag theBorgDidNothingWrong

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        sergio@piefed.social
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        #15

        Yes please!

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        • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          I love that man so much

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          sergio@piefed.social
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          #16

          We have to go back.

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          • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            Oops, posted from the wrong account

            Cannot believe we both did that... Picard just sent me the screenshot equally as dumbfounded. Hey, apparently if you're active enough on Lemmy you just give up on post titles lmao

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            poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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            #17

            I'm pooping right now

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            • P poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world

              I'm pooping right now

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              poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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              #18

              Hnnnnnnnnn too many spicy peppers aaaaarrerrrrrrrrrg

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              • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                At first it was annoying but now I just laugh my ass off. Like I've got one hell of a double life. On one hand, I'm a gay Canadian living on an island in the ocean with nothing but his cat. On the other hand, I am a straight American in, I assume, America. Also been accused of being cm0002 and even PugJesus. Like... if we're all alts then how much time do we have on our hands, exactly? So now I just laugh. Patting them on the head like "Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this."

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                zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                #19

                Im not hearing any denial

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                • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  tetris11@feddit.ukT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  tetris11@feddit.uk
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                  #20

                  Did... did someone call out your bullshit, but you decided to pre-empt the reveal with your own reveal, Epstein-style?

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                  • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                    They were just trying to save us dammit!

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                    cia_chatbot@lemmy.world
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                    #21

                    I mean, I’ve always been a fan of the borg

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                    • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      At first it was annoying but now I just laugh my ass off. Like I've got one hell of a double life. On one hand, I'm a gay Canadian living on an island in the ocean with nothing but his cat. On the other hand, I am a straight American in, I assume, America. Also been accused of being cm0002 and even PugJesus. Like... if we're all alts then how much time do we have on our hands, exactly? So now I just laugh. Patting them on the head like "Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this."

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                      notabot@piefed.social
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                      Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this.

                      Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem!

                      /s

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                      • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        dharmacurious@slrpnk.net
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                        #23

                        See, I know you y'all were separate people. But then y'all got Tuvix'd and now you're just trying to maintain the illusion of the originals so you don't get fully murdered like the original Tuvix.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          At first it was annoying but now I just laugh my ass off. Like I've got one hell of a double life. On one hand, I'm a gay Canadian living on an island in the ocean with nothing but his cat. On the other hand, I am a straight American in, I assume, America. Also been accused of being cm0002 and even PugJesus. Like... if we're all alts then how much time do we have on our hands, exactly? So now I just laugh. Patting them on the head like "Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this."

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                          someguy3@lemmy.world
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                          Vancouver Island or Newfoundland or pei?

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                          • S someguy3@lemmy.world

                            Vancouver Island or Newfoundland or pei?

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                            sramder@lemmy.world
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                            #25

                            Closer to where Columbus sailed from then where he landed 😉

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                            • S someguy3@lemmy.world

                              Vancouver Island or Newfoundland or pei?

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                              stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              wrote last edited by stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              #26

                              Newfoundland! Although those are some bold fucking choices lmao

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                              • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD dharmacurious@slrpnk.net

                                See, I know you y'all were separate people. But then y'all got Tuvix'd and now you're just trying to maintain the illusion of the originals so you don't get fully murdered like the original Tuvix.

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                                stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                wrote last edited by stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                #27

                                Tuvox wasn't able to be killed as he was not a real being. He was a glitch. He was an error. Janeway did nothing wrong and I would have Ctrl-Z'd him too.

                                Honestly, I know that you're point, but I just wanted to point this out. Let's say somebody got brain damage They become a completely different person. after a couple of months a treatment is devised to fix this brain damage. However, the person with brain damage no longer wants this. Is it ethical to listen to them? They are not thinking correctly and cannot make the best decisions for themselves. Do you fix the brain damage or do you let them live with this brain damage? Honestly, the argument is not too dissimilar.

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                                • tetris11@feddit.ukT tetris11@feddit.uk

                                  Did... did someone call out your bullshit, but you decided to pre-empt the reveal with your own reveal, Epstein-style?

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                                  stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                  #28

                                  Epstein-style? Did I miss something where he came out and said that he fucked kids?

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                    Epstein-style? Did I miss something where he came out and said that he fucked kids?

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                                    tetris11@feddit.uk
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                                    #29

                                    Oh no I meant that the dems first released the files, and the republicans immediately release the files harder to gain control of the narrative

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      At first it was annoying but now I just laugh my ass off. Like I've got one hell of a double life. On one hand, I'm a gay Canadian living on an island in the ocean with nothing but his cat. On the other hand, I am a straight American in, I assume, America. Also been accused of being cm0002 and even PugJesus. Like... if we're all alts then how much time do we have on our hands, exactly? So now I just laugh. Patting them on the head like "Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this."

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                                      stray@pawb.social
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                                      #30

                                      Now I'm imagining every big poster on here is just the single arm of an octopus named Paul, each having their own personality and sense of self. He sits in the middle of a room with eight computers that all work really well underwater.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comS stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                        Fucking right?

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                                        caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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                                        #31

                                        I read that with a pause between words

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