You fool, you utter buffoon, by doing this you increase entropy even more!

(and by "doing this" I mean doing literally anything)

Wait, it's all entropy?

Always has been

Bugs and trash are bad entropy, food and people are good entropy. Until people look like bugs and trash, then you do fascism.

Life is an orderly system of producing disorder

Nonsense, entropy is a zero sum game…

Only sometimes. Other times, you want to add extra entropy, so you can have a nice hot dinner.

I say, let entropy work for you!

I am entropy.

Entropy giveth and entropy taketh away

i would ague that that would actually be low entropy, cuz the amount of heat energy (high entropy) in the meal is quite low compared to the chemical energy it holds (low entropy), hence overall a hot meal is still low in entropy, and by ingesting it i transfer its low entropy into my system (body)

Hence why I never tidied up my room as a child. My mom is in on it

At a global scale, everything increases entropy

Well, nothing increases it, but aren't there contexts where it is unchanged? Vacuum and single isolated particles don't increase entropy I suppose.