You can scare them off by snapping spaghetti at them.

Walk away and I wont drop the ice cubes in the wine glass.

The Japanese put mayonnaise on their pizza. I do not understand it. It's not even like pineapple, which I think is gross but whatever. Mayonnaise? Really?

Kosovo likes doing that too!

I don't mind Hawaiian pizza.

I'm not too sure on mayo as I've never tried it but aioli as a pizza dip slaps hard

What is happening in this world?

pizza dip

I am clearly very out of touch with whatever has been going on in the pizza world.

I use it mostly on the crust or on pizzas that are already very fatty to balance the taste. It can be very tasty, try it out sometimes ^^

Don’t forget you can only do that after your late afternoon espresso.