I’d totally watch cat crime dramas if my hooman could leave them on for me when he went to work that’d be purrrrr worthy

There's this ridiculously stupid AI meme shorts cat drama soap opera of sorts on insta that does numbers.

Cats, the procedural!

"He was found on his side, legs strewn out - so that rules out him jumping from a window."

"We found this feather near his mouth, so we suspect fowl play."

You’d think they would see this all the time.

Your hooman is an oppressor of the maga patriarchy and will be assimilated. Wtf is your username

So, an Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface spin-off?

Cat Detective Albert Wilde!

Nah, it was suicide. Stabbed himself 8 times in the back, then threw himself out the window.