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  • nostradavid@programming.devN nostradavid@programming.dev

    Obligatory Scooby-Doo Horror.

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    leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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    Nice, I thought it was gonna be Papa Meat's.

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    • A ameancow@lemmy.world

      That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

      If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

      Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

      Yes, I do overthink things.

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      greenknight23@lemmy.world
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      #25

      perhaps they aren't dead. perhaps they lost consciousness due to blood loss or shock.

      or maybe the pain was too great and they passed out.

      you may over think things, but not enough 🙃

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      • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

        perhaps they aren't dead. perhaps they lost consciousness due to blood loss or shock.

        or maybe the pain was too great and they passed out.

        you may over think things, but not enough 🙃

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        pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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        Also, small town cops are probably not used to seeing someone getting their face ripped of in front of them.

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        • A ameancow@lemmy.world

          That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

          If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

          Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

          Yes, I do overthink things.

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          bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works
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          Man you must be fun at parties

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            charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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            • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.deP pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de

              So under the mask he was a guy with no skin all along!

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              ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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              Skeletor!

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              • none_dc@lemmy.worldN none_dc@lemmy.world

                How fucking strong is Velma?!

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                mtk@lemmy.world
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                What do you expect? Spending thisuch time around the strongest being in the universe, some of it leaks to others

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                • A ameancow@lemmy.world

                  That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

                  If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

                  Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

                  Yes, I do overthink things.

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                  bampop@lemmy.world
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                  It’s not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

                  You're forgetting that there is a large dog in the scene, who has just been presented a piece of fresh meat.

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                    etterra@discuss.online
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                    Damn, Velma has been working out.

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                    • A ameancow@lemmy.world

                      That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

                      If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

                      Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

                      Yes, I do overthink things.

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                      atlien51@lemm.ee
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                      I don’t know why

                      Just for dramatic effect lol

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                      • A ameancow@lemmy.world

                        That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

                        If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

                        Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

                        Yes, I do overthink things.

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                        mriormro@lemm.ee
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                        Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK kolanaki@pawb.social

                          Jinkies! She's stronger than she looks! 😱

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                          sulgoth@lemmy.world
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                          That sweater is hiding a gym bod that would make Arnold jelly. Shame she skips leg day though.

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                          • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.worldK kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world

                            Is Scooby gagging in the last panel or taking a drink?

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                            icastfist@programming.dev
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                            Licking the blood

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                            • A ameancow@lemmy.world

                              That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.

                              If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

                              Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?

                              Yes, I do overthink things.

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                              woodscientist@sh.itjust.works
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                              You're under-thinking this. Cops don't help people during medical emergencies. They're trained to stand there and let people bleed out and die in front of them rather than lifting a finger to help. Also, I'm pretty sure if the mystery gang does get any reward money, Shaggy just smokes it all away.

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