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  • R roguetrick@lemmy.world

    To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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    inconel@lemmy.ca
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    gut microbiome's link to gut-brain axis and depreasion so partial points earned? laxatives usually have adverse effect on gut microbiome tho

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    • R roguetrick@lemmy.world

      To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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      jasondj@lemmy.zip
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      You ever go a long time without a good shit? Those alchemists may have been on to something.

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      • N nikls94@lemmy.world

        Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.

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        jasondj@lemmy.zip
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        The solution to pollution is dilution!

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        • bratorange@feddit.orgB bratorange@feddit.org

          Men you know hard it is to get therapy?

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          trickdacy@lemmy.world
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          #9

          And then once you have the means, finding the right therapist..? The original post seems tone deaf

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            gnufuu@infosec.pub
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            That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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            • fossilesque@mander.xyzF fossilesque@mander.xyz
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              bodybysisyphus@hexbear.net
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              Okay but I want to know where they got that stovetop alembic from. Were they just hanging out on Amazon the entire time while I had to struggle with wok distillation?

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              • bodybysisyphus@hexbear.netB bodybysisyphus@hexbear.net

                Okay but I want to know where they got that stovetop alembic from. Were they just hanging out on Amazon the entire time while I had to struggle with wok distillation?

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                derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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                Yes.

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                • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT trickdacy@lemmy.world

                  And then once you have the means, finding the right therapist..? The original post seems tone deaf

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                  deme@sopuli.xyz
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                  The wording is a meme, but yeah, somewhat detached from reality nowadays.

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                  • C carrolade@lemmy.world

                    The idea of imbibing potions whose recipes predate our awareness of things like radium or mercury toxicity somewhat disturbs me.

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                    gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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                    Thankfully he didn't actually put in any of the dangerous ingredients

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                      luciole@beehaw.org
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                      Extra spoon of lead for me, I got a sweet tooth 🥰

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                      • G gnufuu@infosec.pub

                        That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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                        shuilishu@lemmynsfw.com
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                        Justin Sledge is awesome

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                        • I inconel@lemmy.ca

                          gut microbiome's link to gut-brain axis and depreasion so partial points earned? laxatives usually have adverse effect on gut microbiome tho

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                          match@pawb.social
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                          yeah you are going to want to combine this with probiotics, or eating ass

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                            yeah you are going to want to combine this with probiotics, or eating ass

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                            shinkantrain@lemmy.ml
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                            Gotta make sure you're eating undepressed ass though, else you're just back at stage 1

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                            • S shinkantrain@lemmy.ml

                              Gotta make sure you're eating undepressed ass though, else you're just back at stage 1

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                              match@pawb.social
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                              But where am I going to find a happy bottom 🥺

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                              • G gnufuu@infosec.pub

                                That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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                                zos_kia@lemmynsfw.com
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                                He's a hero to us all! Without him, how would you have ever heard of the clerical necromantic underground ? (Which will be the band of my next black metal band, yes, thanks for asking)

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                                • N nikls94@lemmy.world

                                  Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.

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                                  roguetrick@lemmy.world
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                                  That's a treadmill. You have to eat and drink more micro plastics to replace the lost blood. Bloodletting was the opposite you wanted to do with melancholic illness btw. You wanted to increase sanguine humor(blood, the opposite of black bile) so you ate and drank sanguine foods(meat and gravy, red wine) while taking laxatives and enemas.

                                  Hilariously there is one aspect of this that is actually accurate to modern suggestions. To increase sanguine humor you should exercise and get hot and sweaty (sanguine humor is considered hot and wet). Vigorous exercise is considered by modern medicine to be good for depression.

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                                    sergio@slrpnk.net
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                                    All right, either:

                                    • try to decide what kind of therapist is needed (difficult)
                                    • figure out what kind of therapy/therapists are covered by insurance (time-consuming and stressful, sometimes impossible)
                                    • provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
                                    • look through a list of relevant therapists nearby (usually easy)
                                    • try to identify one that you might relate to or at least be able to deal with (very difficult, sometimes impossible)
                                    • call them up one at a time to see if they're really accepting new patients (time-consuming and stressful)
                                    • try to find a regular time that works in your schedule for the new therapist and for other obligations (difficult)
                                    • again provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
                                    • go meet with the therapist. try to get along with them because if you don't it's your fault and you have to start all over (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)
                                    • do all this while dealing with whatever problem you need therapy for (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)

                                    Or:

                                    • access Paracelsus: https://paracelsus-project.org/ (easy)
                                    • translate: https://translate.google.com/ (easy)
                                    • distill potions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrrbGRIOhCw (easy)

                                    I know the wording's a meme, but the hell with whoever made the original post. Fuckem.

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                                      chunes@lemmy.world
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                                      Because therapy is by women for women. They couldn't care less what works for men.

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                                        thelasthero@hexbear.net
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                                        maybe the real therapy was the potions we distilled along the way

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                                          maybe the real therapy was the potions we distilled along the way

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                                          woodenghost@hexbear.net
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                                          And maybe the real potion was the therapy we went to along the way along the way

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