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  • fossilesque@mander.xyzF fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    roguetrick@lemmy.world
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    To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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      To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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      nikls94@lemmy.world
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      Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.

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        bratorange@feddit.org
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        Men you know hard it is to get therapy?

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          carrolade@lemmy.world
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          The idea of imbibing potions whose recipes predate our awareness of things like radium or mercury toxicity somewhat disturbs me.

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          • R roguetrick@lemmy.world

            To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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            inconel@lemmy.ca
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            gut microbiome's link to gut-brain axis and depreasion so partial points earned? laxatives usually have adverse effect on gut microbiome tho

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            • R roguetrick@lemmy.world

              To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.

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              jasondj@lemmy.zip
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              You ever go a long time without a good shit? Those alchemists may have been on to something.

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                Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.

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                jasondj@lemmy.zip
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                The solution to pollution is dilution!

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                • bratorange@feddit.orgB bratorange@feddit.org

                  Men you know hard it is to get therapy?

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                  trickdacy@lemmy.world
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                  And then once you have the means, finding the right therapist..? The original post seems tone deaf

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                    gnufuu@infosec.pub
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                    That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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                      bodybysisyphus@hexbear.net
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                      Okay but I want to know where they got that stovetop alembic from. Were they just hanging out on Amazon the entire time while I had to struggle with wok distillation?

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                      • bodybysisyphus@hexbear.netB bodybysisyphus@hexbear.net

                        Okay but I want to know where they got that stovetop alembic from. Were they just hanging out on Amazon the entire time while I had to struggle with wok distillation?

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                        derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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                        Yes.

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                          And then once you have the means, finding the right therapist..? The original post seems tone deaf

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                          deme@sopuli.xyz
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                          The wording is a meme, but yeah, somewhat detached from reality nowadays.

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                            The idea of imbibing potions whose recipes predate our awareness of things like radium or mercury toxicity somewhat disturbs me.

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                            gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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                            Thankfully he didn't actually put in any of the dangerous ingredients

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                              luciole@beehaw.org
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                              Extra spoon of lead for me, I got a sweet tooth 🥰

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                              • G gnufuu@infosec.pub

                                That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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                                shuilishu@lemmynsfw.com
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                                Justin Sledge is awesome

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                                  gut microbiome's link to gut-brain axis and depreasion so partial points earned? laxatives usually have adverse effect on gut microbiome tho

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                                  match@pawb.social
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                                  yeah you are going to want to combine this with probiotics, or eating ass

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                                    yeah you are going to want to combine this with probiotics, or eating ass

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                                    shinkantrain@lemmy.ml
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                                    Gotta make sure you're eating undepressed ass though, else you're just back at stage 1

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                                      Gotta make sure you're eating undepressed ass though, else you're just back at stage 1

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                                      match@pawb.social
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                                      But where am I going to find a happy bottom 🥺

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                                      • G gnufuu@infosec.pub

                                        That guy's name is Dr. Justin Sledge and his Occultism channel is the first one I found that doesn't make me cringe.

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                                        zos_kia@lemmynsfw.com
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                                        He's a hero to us all! Without him, how would you have ever heard of the clerical necromantic underground ? (Which will be the band of my next black metal band, yes, thanks for asking)

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                                        • N nikls94@lemmy.world

                                          Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.

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                                          roguetrick@lemmy.world
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                                          That's a treadmill. You have to eat and drink more micro plastics to replace the lost blood. Bloodletting was the opposite you wanted to do with melancholic illness btw. You wanted to increase sanguine humor(blood, the opposite of black bile) so you ate and drank sanguine foods(meat and gravy, red wine) while taking laxatives and enemas.

                                          Hilariously there is one aspect of this that is actually accurate to modern suggestions. To increase sanguine humor you should exercise and get hot and sweaty (sanguine humor is considered hot and wet). Vigorous exercise is considered by modern medicine to be good for depression.

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