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  • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

    Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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    zachariah@lemmy.world
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    hydooxic acid

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    • massive_bereavement@fedia.ioM massive_bereavement@fedia.io

      Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

      #dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

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      mmddmm@lemm.ee
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      I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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        ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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        • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ zachariah@lemmy.world

          hydooxic acid

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          lime@feddit.nu
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          it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

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            rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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              donjuanme@lemmy.world
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              Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

              Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                  traches@sh.itjust.works
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                  universal solvent

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                  • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                    Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                    Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                    gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world
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                    My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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                    • R ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

                      Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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                      sga@lemmings.world
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                      you are not adding enough water, add more

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                      • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                        Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                        Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                        sga@lemmings.world
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                        most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

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                          "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                            The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                            ladymeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Best I got is heavy water….

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                            • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

                              Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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                              leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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                              Oxidane.

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                              • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                                "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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                                I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                                  someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                  Water is the Swiss army knife of materials.

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                                    finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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                                    Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

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                                    • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                                      "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                      yeahiknow3@lemmings.world
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                                      Hilarious.

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                                      • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                                        I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                        Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                                        finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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                                        Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                                        Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                                          angry_autist@lemmy.world
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                                          4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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