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  • naich@lemmings.worldN naich@lemmings.world

    Pure water isn't a good electrical conductor.

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    iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    #6

    Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

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      allnewtypeface@leminal.space
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      Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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      • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

        Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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        Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

        #dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

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        • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI iheartcheese@lemmy.world

          Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

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          general_effort@lemmy.world
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          It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

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          • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

            Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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            v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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            #10

            sounds dangerous

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            • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

              Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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              zachariah@lemmy.world
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              hydooxic acid

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              • massive_bereavement@fedia.ioM massive_bereavement@fedia.io

                Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

                #dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

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                mmddmm@lemm.ee
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                I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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                  ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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                  Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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                  • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ zachariah@lemmy.world

                    hydooxic acid

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                    lime@feddit.nu
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                    it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

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                      rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                        donjuanme@lemmy.world
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                        #16

                        Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                        Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                          daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                            traches@sh.itjust.works
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                            universal solvent

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                            • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                              Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                              Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                              My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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                              • R ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

                                Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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                                you are not adding enough water, add more

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                                • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                                  Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                                  Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                                  most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

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                                    marte@lemmy.eco.br
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                                    "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                      The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                                      ladymeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                      Best I got is heavy water….

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                                      • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

                                        Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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                                        leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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                                        Oxidane.

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                                        • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                                          "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                          I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                          Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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