Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

sounds dangerous

hydooxic acid

I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

universal solvent

My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

you are not adding enough water, add more

most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

"But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

Best I got is heavy water….

Oxidane.

I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it