What a time to be alive

They will be forever be remembered in our hearts for how well they ran the instance!

Like this?

this can't be real...

I just assumed it was fake. Is it real?

100%. I, @fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com, Admin of dbzer0, personally spoke to Donald J trump, the 47th president of the United States of America, a country located in the North American continent, and he, in those exact words, expressed his grief over losing the greatest Lemmy instance. May god help us in these dark times.

/j

Next time you guys are on the phone, can you tell him to go fuck himself for me?

Appreciate it.

Exactly!

Correct!

Is there a way to send a flaming dildo at mach 3 via the telephone? Asking for a friend.

... The friend is me.

I can't believe you didn't give us the cat!

Here is a very poor edit

Cat should have a swastika

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Lol

Slrpnk has been down all day too.

Hopefully they come back.

Haha thanks!

I would love to volunteer to become a mod there but you can already reserve a spot for a post about me on power tripping bastards. What a purge they need.