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  • sunshine@lemmy.caS sunshine@lemmy.ca

    Too bad there aren't servers that come with mechanical arms that you can remotely control.

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    stoy@lemmy.zip
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    There used to be...

    I have seen servers with optical drives rigged to press the power button of another server when the drive ejects it's tray.

    Just SSH into it and run the eject command, wait a few min, run it again, then run it twice again.

    This would make it hold the button to power it off, release the button, and push it quickly again to power up the machine.

    Note that you need the old desktop style of optical drive with a powered tray for this to work

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    • sunshine@lemmy.caS sunshine@lemmy.ca

      Too bad there aren't servers that come with mechanical arms that you can remotely control.

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      unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      #8

      I have great news for you, because that absolutely exists 🙂

      Patch robot at DE-CIX (The largest european IXP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaPKRggBM
      Skip to 53 seconds to see it in action

      With this you can physically reroute to another connection or server if something dies.

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      • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

        I have great news for you, because that absolutely exists 🙂

        Patch robot at DE-CIX (The largest european IXP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaPKRggBM
        Skip to 53 seconds to see it in action

        With this you can physically reroute to another connection or server if something dies.

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        db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Until the robot itself burns out and is unresponsive as well 😅

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        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          Until the robot itself burns out and is unresponsive as well 😅

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          unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I would hope not. If that thing burns, then a large portion of Europe's internet comes crashing down.

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          • S stoy@lemmy.zip

            There used to be...

            I have seen servers with optical drives rigged to press the power button of another server when the drive ejects it's tray.

            Just SSH into it and run the eject command, wait a few min, run it again, then run it twice again.

            This would make it hold the button to power it off, release the button, and push it quickly again to power up the machine.

            Note that you need the old desktop style of optical drive with a powered tray for this to work

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            threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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            optical drives rigged to press the power button of another server

            That's simultaneously janky and genius. I love it.

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            • sunshine@lemmy.caS sunshine@lemmy.ca

              Too bad there aren't servers that come with mechanical arms that you can remotely control.

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              infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Is IPMI/iLO/IDRAC close enough?

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              • S stoy@lemmy.zip

                There used to be...

                I have seen servers with optical drives rigged to press the power button of another server when the drive ejects it's tray.

                Just SSH into it and run the eject command, wait a few min, run it again, then run it twice again.

                This would make it hold the button to power it off, release the button, and push it quickly again to power up the machine.

                Note that you need the old desktop style of optical drive with a powered tray for this to work

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                lemminary@lemmy.world
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                Hmm, that would really send a message to all my enemies...

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                • sunshine@lemmy.caS sunshine@lemmy.ca
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                  drspod@lemmy.ml
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                  This here is Reason #1 why consolidation is antithetical to the Fediverse.

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                  • cris_color@lemmy.worldC cris_color@lemmy.world

                    Ahhh, that sounds like a frustrating issue, I hope they're able to get it resolved before too long

                    Thank you for filling me in! 🙂

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                    fundmecfsresearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                    Apparently gonna be a couple weeks 😞

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                    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      Until the robot itself burns out and is unresponsive as well 😅

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                      egrets@lemmy.world
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                      That's okay, they have a robot to do maintenance on the robot.

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                        bytejunk@lemmy.world
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                        "Warning. Local radiation readings suggest the Aurora's drive core has reached critical state.
                        Quantum detonation will occur within 2 hours
                        ."

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                        • S stoy@lemmy.zip

                          There used to be...

                          I have seen servers with optical drives rigged to press the power button of another server when the drive ejects it's tray.

                          Just SSH into it and run the eject command, wait a few min, run it again, then run it twice again.

                          This would make it hold the button to power it off, release the button, and push it quickly again to power up the machine.

                          Note that you need the old desktop style of optical drive with a powered tray for this to work

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                          angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                          Is that what they were "jousting" with at the beginning of the movie "Hackers?"

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                          • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                            Is that what they were "jousting" with at the beginning of the movie "Hackers?"

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                            stoy@lemmy.zip
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                            I don't remember the scene, so I can't say.

                            Love the movie though!

                            Hack the planet!

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                              leighweightacoma@lemmy.world
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                              Literally came here looking for this thanks!

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                              • F fundmecfsresearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                Apparently gonna be a couple weeks 😞

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                                leighweightacoma@lemmy.world
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                                Well shit... Glad I'm on 3 different instances

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