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      turbowafflz@lemmy.world
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      You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

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        You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

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        klox@lemmy.world
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        If God put them there then they are features.

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          m33@piefed.world
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          Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺

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            atro_city@fedia.io
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            Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?

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              heliotrope@retrofed.com
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              2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop

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                passerby6497@lemmy.world
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                Just make sure you encrypt--

                You know what, nevermind on that one...

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                  crabandbroom@lemmy.ml
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                  https://cybernews.com/security/researcher-releases-bitlocker-bypass-and-privilege-escalation-exploit/

                  This guy seems to be dropping them on a good schedule lol

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                    valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).

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                      codpiece@feddit.uk
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                      You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.

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                        tomiant@piefed.social
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                        "Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"

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                          You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

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                          kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          Air gapped by design

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                            img

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                              buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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                              Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?

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                                Shockingly MacOS now supports hardware thats almost as old as the hardware Windows 11 25H2 supports. Now the requirements on the Windows side are Intel 8th Gen or newer or AMD Ryzen 2000 or newer (with some snapdragon chips thrown in there), meanwhile MacOS still supports the M1 which is at this point almost six years old.

                                (unless this is a refrence to how Apple used to charge for updates which they havent done for a very long time)

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                                  Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?

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                                  theeighthdoctor@lemmy.zip
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                                  Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.

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                                  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.comK kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                    Shockingly MacOS now supports hardware thats almost as old as the hardware Windows 11 25H2 supports. Now the requirements on the Windows side are Intel 8th Gen or newer or AMD Ryzen 2000 or newer (with some snapdragon chips thrown in there), meanwhile MacOS still supports the M1 which is at this point almost six years old.

                                    (unless this is a refrence to how Apple used to charge for updates which they havent done for a very long time)

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                                    apotheotic@beehaw.org
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                                    Intel 8th gen is almost a decade old though, those few years make a difference

                                    Fortunately though Linux supports the hardware the cavemen were using /j

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                                      riverside@reddthat.com
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                                      Western leftists discussing socialism:

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                                      • T turbowafflz@lemmy.world

                                        You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

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                                        kspatlas@sopuli.xyz
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                                        Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security

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                                        • kspatlas@sopuli.xyzK kspatlas@sopuli.xyz

                                          Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security

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                                          dracs@programming.dev
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                                          Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.

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