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  • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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    semjaza@lemmynsfw.com
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    True, but we also tested many other materials across thousands of years and the death rate of contact with dihydrogen monoxide only exceeds the baseline death rate with immersion of the oral and respiratory sections of the visage. A property shared with most other substances, especially in liquid forms.

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    • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world

      My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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      donjuanme@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it's been 15 years since I've taken oceanography, but the density of water is determined by its temperature.

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      • R rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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        colesloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        #56

        Fat free water

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        • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

          Yeah, it's been 15 years since I've taken oceanography, but the density of water is determined by its temperature.

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          gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world
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          Density is certainly changeable in water with temperature, but density isn't exactly the same thing as compression.

          TIL A waterjet cutter pressurizes the water to something like 90,000 psi and it gets about 14% more dense. I always thought those things just had the water highly pressurised, but not actually compressed.

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          • R redex68@lemmy.world

            Water Zero

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            tja@programming.dev
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            Only 60 calories!

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            • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

              I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

              Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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              awesomelowlander@sh.itjust.works
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              Well now I want to know what they were being pedantic about...

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              • A awesomelowlander@sh.itjust.works

                Well now I want to know what they were being pedantic about...

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                piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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                Pure water isn't a good conductor, it needs other stuff mixed in to be a good conductor. Not sure why they deleted their comment. They weren't the one being pedantic, they were complaining that other people in this thread had no sense of humor for calling out the mistake in the original pic.

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                • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world

                  Density is certainly changeable in water with temperature, but density isn't exactly the same thing as compression.

                  TIL A waterjet cutter pressurizes the water to something like 90,000 psi and it gets about 14% more dense. I always thought those things just had the water highly pressurised, but not actually compressed.

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                  donjuanme@lemmy.world
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                  I want to posit that because water isn't compressible at forces we experience commonly, it doesn't mean it isn't compressible. For 99.999% of the water rules we concern ourselves with water should be considered incompressible, but there are exceptions to every rule

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                  • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                    Just needs a lil salt

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                    dqw4w9wgxcq@lemm.ee
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                    But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

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                    • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

                      4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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                      nachtnebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      4chan is now alive again

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                      • D dqw4w9wgxcq@lemm.ee

                        But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

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                        deathsembrace@lemm.ee
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                        Just use an electrolyte bath like a professional

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                          4chan is now alive again

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                          angry_autist@lemmy.world
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                          fuck....

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                          • D deathsembrace@lemm.ee

                            Just use an electrolyte bath like a professional

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                            dqw4w9wgxcq@lemm.ee
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                            What would a CPU look like with these wires? Would it fit within my town?

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                            • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                              Just needs a lil salt

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                              redacted@infosec.pub
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                              Introducing: Chlorone gas with a chance of hydrogen

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                              • P proceduraldeathlab@lemmy.world

                                If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

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                                gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                username checks out

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                                • D deathsembrace@lemm.ee

                                  Just use an electrolyte bath like a professional

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                                  This is a salt and battery!

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