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    behold a horrific invention: the cotton candy burrito

    - 2-3 bags worth of cotton candy
    - 3 scoops of cotton candy ice cream
    - sprinkles

    it's absolutely impractical. too big to wield efficiently; too sticky to hold in your hand. the ice cream melted quickly and that melted the cotton candy. pretty soon it was just sugar in a pile of melted goop. even if it hadn't melted, i wouldn't dare to eat more than half of it. once in a lifetime kind of thing. god have mercy on us all.

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      behold a horrific invention: the cotton candy burrito

      - 2-3 bags worth of cotton candy
      - 3 scoops of cotton candy ice cream
      - sprinkles

      it's absolutely impractical. too big to wield efficiently; too sticky to hold in your hand. the ice cream melted quickly and that melted the cotton candy. pretty soon it was just sugar in a pile of melted goop. even if it hadn't melted, i wouldn't dare to eat more than half of it. once in a lifetime kind of thing. god have mercy on us all.

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      they should make these as like bite-sized things but i understand that spinning up a cotton candy machine to only produce a small amount is impractical

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        they should make these as like bite-sized things but i understand that spinning up a cotton candy machine to only produce a small amount is impractical

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        another thing i'm able to put into words much later: one of the subtly worse things about the cotton candy burrito is that it goes against what cotton candy is supposed to be. patting it down to make the burrito outsides kinda ruins the texture of cotton candy, the airiness of it. it wasn't pleasant to bite into solid cotton candy. takes all the fun out of it.

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