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  • M mmddmm@lemm.ee

    I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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    litebit@lemmy.world
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    it takes time, it is a slow poison.

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    • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

      You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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      angry_autist@lemmy.world
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      You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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      • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV v4ld1z@lemmy.zip

        sounds dangerous

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        litebit@lemmy.world
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        especially if it is ultrapure water.

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        • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

          Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

          Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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          piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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          I'm a filthy degenerate so that's probably true

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          • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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            shalafi@lemmy.world
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            Just a moment...

            favicon

            (www.redbubble.com)

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              bronstein_tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
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              Didn't Scottie invent this when the Enterprise had to transport a whale back to the future?

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              • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

                You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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                stupidbrotherinlaw@lemmy.world
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                You first.

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                • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                  Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

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                  revan343@lemmy.ca
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                  Polar vs. non-polar

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                  • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                    proceduraldeathlab@lemmy.world
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                    If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

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                    • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                      I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                      Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                      marte@lemmy.eco.br
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                      #45

                      The funny thing is people downvoting me when I'm literally a chemist

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                      • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                        Just needs a lil salt

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                        apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        #46

                        Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

                        I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

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                        • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                          The funny thing is people downvoting me when I'm literally a chemist

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                          peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                          Is it true the single most important thing about being a chemist finding chemistry jokes funny?

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                          • P proceduraldeathlab@lemmy.world

                            If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

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                            chakravanti@monero.town
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                            I can't see the thing matching your description.

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                            • B bronstein_tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml

                              Didn't Scottie invent this when the Enterprise had to transport a whale back to the future?

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                              chakravanti@monero.town
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                              Sort of. He was just carrying the AI's assistance. He was really good about ignoring all those obvious but totally invisible cameras. They would never have invented with it without the assistance. Or at least we wouldn't know about it or it would be some other thing added to the picture and taking place til we forget and the whale sends their assistant to help Arthur step up the medium and expand his 'verse a few ...mentions.

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                              • R rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                                redex68@lemmy.world
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                                Water Zero

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                                  thatguy46475@lemmy.world
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                                  im glad I’m not soluble

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                                  • apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.comA apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                    Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

                                    I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

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                                    stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Never heard of it, but I'll check it out

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                                    • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                                      I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                      Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                                      ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                      i came to see if it had been mentioned and then would have if it hadn't

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                                      • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                        Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                                        semjaza@lemmynsfw.com
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                                        True, but we also tested many other materials across thousands of years and the death rate of contact with dihydrogen monoxide only exceeds the baseline death rate with immersion of the oral and respiratory sections of the visage. A property shared with most other substances, especially in liquid forms.

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                                        • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world

                                          My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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                                          donjuanme@lemmy.world
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                                          Yeah, it's been 15 years since I've taken oceanography, but the density of water is determined by its temperature.

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