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  • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

    "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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    yeahiknow3@lemmings.world
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    #28

    Hilarious.

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    • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

      I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

      Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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      finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      #29

      Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

      Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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        angry_autist@lemmy.world
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        #30

        4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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        • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

          4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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          peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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          #31

          You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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          • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

            I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

            Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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            peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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            #32

            OG reddit was way more pedantic.

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            • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world

              My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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              peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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              #33

              To be fair, ive seen what the ocean can do to carbon fiber tubes. If it can do that and still not compress, its pretty damn incompressible.

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              • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                litebit@lemmy.world
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                #34

                If you are better you won't be finite.

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                • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                  Just needs a lil salt

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                  litebit@lemmy.world
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                  #35

                  why so salty?

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                  • M mmddmm@lemm.ee

                    I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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                    litebit@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #36

                    it takes time, it is a slow poison.

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                    • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                      You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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                      angry_autist@lemmy.world
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                      #37

                      You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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                      • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV v4ld1z@lemmy.zip

                        sounds dangerous

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                        litebit@lemmy.world
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                        #38

                        especially if it is ultrapure water.

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                        • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                          Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                          Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                          piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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                          #39

                          I'm a filthy degenerate so that's probably true

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                          • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                            shalafi@lemmy.world
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                            #40

                            Just a moment...

                            favicon

                            (www.redbubble.com)

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                              bronstein_tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
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                              Didn't Scottie invent this when the Enterprise had to transport a whale back to the future?

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                              • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

                                You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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                                stupidbrotherinlaw@lemmy.world
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                                #42

                                You first.

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                                • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                                  Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

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                                  revan343@lemmy.ca
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                                  #43

                                  Polar vs. non-polar

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                                    proceduraldeathlab@lemmy.world
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                                    If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

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                                    • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                                      I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                      Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                                      marte@lemmy.eco.br
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                                      #45

                                      The funny thing is people downvoting me when I'm literally a chemist

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                                      • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                                        Just needs a lil salt

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                                        apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        #46

                                        Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

                                        I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

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                                        • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                                          The funny thing is people downvoting me when I'm literally a chemist

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                                          peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                                          Is it true the single most important thing about being a chemist finding chemistry jokes funny?

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