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  • R rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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    ladymeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Best I got is heavy water….

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    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

      Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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      leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      Oxidane.

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      • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

        "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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        piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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        #25

        I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

        Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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        • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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          someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          #26

          Water is the Swiss army knife of materials.

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            finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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            Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

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            • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

              "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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              yeahiknow3@lemmings.world
              wrote last edited by yeahiknow3@lemmings.world
              #28

              Hilarious.

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              • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                finitebanjo@lemmy.world
                wrote last edited by finitebanjo@lemmy.world
                #29

                Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                  angry_autist@lemmy.world
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                  #30

                  4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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                  • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

                    4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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                    peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                    #31

                    You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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                    • P piranhaconda@mander.xyz

                      I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                      Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                      peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                      #32

                      OG reddit was way more pedantic.

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                      • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world

                        My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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                        peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                        #33

                        To be fair, ive seen what the ocean can do to carbon fiber tubes. If it can do that and still not compress, its pretty damn incompressible.

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                        • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                          Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                          Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                          litebit@lemmy.world
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                          #34

                          If you are better you won't be finite.

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                          • S stillwater@sh.itjust.works

                            Just needs a lil salt

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                            litebit@lemmy.world
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                            #35

                            why so salty?

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                            • M mmddmm@lemm.ee

                              I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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                              litebit@lemmy.world
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                              #36

                              it takes time, it is a slow poison.

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                              • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                                You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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                                angry_autist@lemmy.world
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                                You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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                                • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV v4ld1z@lemmy.zip

                                  sounds dangerous

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                                  litebit@lemmy.world
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                                  #38

                                  especially if it is ultrapure water.

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                                  • F finitebanjo@lemmy.world

                                    Some of us don't want to feel superior, we just want to share.

                                    Not me though. I'm better than all of you. /joke

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                                    piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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                                    I'm a filthy degenerate so that's probably true

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                                    • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                                      shalafi@lemmy.world
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                                      #40

                                      Just a moment...

                                      favicon

                                      (www.redbubble.com)

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                                        bronstein_tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
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                                        Didn't Scottie invent this when the Enterprise had to transport a whale back to the future?

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                                        • A angry_autist@lemmy.world

                                          You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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                                          stupidbrotherinlaw@lemmy.world
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                                          You first.

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