Nothing gets me excited like...
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1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.

(Did I successfully manage to do all three here?
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Don't read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:

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holy shit
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Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
"SINOPHOBE"
Hmm I didn't know that by criticizing my (now-former) government, that I'm "hating my own race"
They have no idea what real Sinophobia is like. flashbacks to being in K-12 US schools
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1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.
I made a WAR IS PEACE comment as sarcasm, referring to the current US admin's actions, and someone called me a hitler supporter.
Lmfao, dude never even read a cliffnotes of 1984.
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Hope you have a lovely day
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Hope you have a lovely day
Thanks. You too!
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badabing
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Fellow Voyager user I see.
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My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"
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Antisocial media
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My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"
It happens a lot less often here than it did on Reddit, but I too get a slight twinge of dread from it.
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I'm very bad at managing my inbox when there are replies I don't feel a need to reply to... And probably there are ones that got lost in the pile who I did wanna chat with π₯²

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Pffft, amateur:

(I've set upvotes to blue, just to be clear so you don't think I've downvoted you.)
Wait, are you using thunder? For me it just shows 99+, does it skip straight to 999+ once you get there? I assumed it was showing 99+ cause they didn't wanna fit more than 3 digits on the nav bar icon
Edit: nvm, that looks like a different client- which client are you using?
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Wait, are you using thunder? For me it just shows 99+, does it skip straight to 999+ once you get there? I assumed it was showing 99+ cause they didn't wanna fit more than 3 digits on the nav bar icon
Edit: nvm, that looks like a different client- which client are you using?
This is Summit, which also shows 999+ for me despite me not having that many unread notifs.
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It happens a lot less often here than it did on Reddit, but I too get a slight twinge of dread from it.
I pissed off a transphobes yesterday. Still getting plenty of bang for the buck!
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Oh, ok, we get it now.
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Oh fuck. Another angry response to my shitposting. I canβt wait to see who I offended today!
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Eh. Its a just a reply. Not even worth the time replying to the vast majority of the time.
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My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"
The secret is to always piss someone off. No more mystery.
