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    allnewtypeface@leminal.space
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    Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

      Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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      massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

      #dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

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      • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI iheartcheese@lemmy.world

        Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

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        general_effort@lemmy.world
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        It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

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        • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

          Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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          v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
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          sounds dangerous

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          • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

            Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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            zachariah@lemmy.world
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            hydooxic acid

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            • massive_bereavement@fedia.ioM massive_bereavement@fedia.io

              Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

              #dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

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              mmddmm@lemm.ee
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              I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

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              • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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                Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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                • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ zachariah@lemmy.world

                  hydooxic acid

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                  lime@feddit.nu
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                  it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

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                  • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                    rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                    • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                      donjuanme@lemmy.world
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                      Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                      Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                      • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                        daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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                          traches@sh.itjust.works
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                          universal solvent

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                          • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                            Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                            Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                            gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world
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                            My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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                            • R ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

                              Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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                              sga@lemmings.world
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                              you are not adding enough water, add more

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                              • D donjuanme@lemmy.world

                                Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

                                Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

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                                sga@lemmings.world
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                                most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

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                                  marte@lemmy.eco.br
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                                  "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                    The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

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                                    ladymeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    Best I got is heavy water….

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                                    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA allnewtypeface@leminal.space

                                      Ah, dihydrogen monoxide

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                                      leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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                                      Oxidane.

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                                      • marte@lemmy.eco.brM marte@lemmy.eco.br

                                        "But water is a shitty electrical conductor" y'all are alergic to humour and it shows

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                                        piranhaconda@mander.xyz
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                                        I've noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

                                        Edit: oh yea that's also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I'm also a pedantic nerd, I just didn't bother commenting it

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                                        • Z zuriz@sh.itjust.works
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                                          someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                          Water is the Swiss army knife of materials.

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