Could be cool to have a variant with the names of the different instances

It’d be cool if there was a flare or “it’s the fuzz!” contingent wherein it just emails all users on an instance they’re being shut down, here’s your exported file, here’s a list of like-minded instances that pass the vibe check.

It's shutting down? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. Lemm.ee led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, it was an amazing instance that led an amazing community. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.

Glad to see you chose this instance!

Ones that shut down, or ones to migrate to?

One of the saddest things to realize when something or someone dies or disappears ... is that you have moved up in the line for things or people to die or disappear

The remaining ones, like SJW, Db0, Lemmy.ca, lemmy.zip, etc.

What a time to be alive

They will be forever be remembered in our hearts for how well they ran the instance!

Like this?

this can't be real...

I just assumed it was fake. Is it real?

100%. I, @fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com, Admin of dbzer0, personally spoke to Donald J trump, the 47th president of the United States of America, a country located in the North American continent, and he, in those exact words, expressed his grief over losing the greatest Lemmy instance. May god help us in these dark times.

/j

Next time you guys are on the phone, can you tell him to go fuck himself for me?

Appreciate it.

Exactly!

Correct!

Is there a way to send a flaming dildo at mach 3 via the telephone? Asking for a friend.

... The friend is me.

I can't believe you didn't give us the cat!

Here is a very poor edit