Nothing gets me excited like...
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.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
I won't do either, every flavor of authoritarian can eat my shorts.
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I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
And then a ban.
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Nicole, is that you?
Naw there's a new one now.
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I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.
Never trust a pig farmer...
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Pov: it's a reply yelling at you for something.
Or at least it could be - better about it just in case!
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1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.
(Did I successfully manage to do all three here?
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Don't read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:
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holy shit
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Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
"SINOPHOBE"
Hmm I didn't know that by criticizing my (now-former) government, that I'm "hating my own race"
They have no idea what real Sinophobia is like. flashbacks to being in K-12 US schools
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1/3 people riffing on the joke.
1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."
1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.
Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.
I made a WAR IS PEACE comment as sarcasm, referring to the current US admin's actions, and someone called me a hitler supporter.
Lmfao, dude never even read a cliffnotes of 1984.
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Hope you have a lovely day
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Hope you have a lovely day
Thanks. You too!
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badabing
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Fellow Voyager user I see.
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My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"
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Antisocial media
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My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"
It happens a lot less often here than it did on Reddit, but I too get a slight twinge of dread from it.
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I'm very bad at managing my inbox when there are replies I don't feel a need to reply to... And probably there are ones that got lost in the pile who I did wanna chat with 🥲
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Pffft, amateur:
(I've set upvotes to blue, just to be clear so you don't think I've downvoted you.)
Wait, are you using thunder? For me it just shows 99+, does it skip straight to 999+ once you get there? I assumed it was showing 99+ cause they didn't wanna fit more than 3 digits on the nav bar icon
Edit: nvm, that looks like a different client- which client are you using?
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Wait, are you using thunder? For me it just shows 99+, does it skip straight to 999+ once you get there? I assumed it was showing 99+ cause they didn't wanna fit more than 3 digits on the nav bar icon
Edit: nvm, that looks like a different client- which client are you using?
This is Summit, which also shows 999+ for me despite me not having that many unread notifs.
