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    kolanaki@pawb.social
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    #34

    I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

    That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • C cdf12345@lemm.ee

      The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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      scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The teenage mom strategy

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      • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

        Don't forget jump humping!

        Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

        Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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        "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

        Religon is a hell of a drug

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        karjalan@lemmy.world
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        #36

        This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

        Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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        • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

          Don't forget jump humping!

          Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

          Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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          Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

          "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

          Religon is a hell of a drug

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          grue@lemmy.world
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          #37

          That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

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          • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

            Is

            Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

            Like sex is awesome, this is

            I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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            grue@lemmy.world
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            #38

            weird as fuck

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            • fossilesque@mander.xyzF fossilesque@mander.xyz
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              skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              #39

              I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

              The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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              • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

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                Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                Like sex is awesome, this is

                I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                jennylafae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

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                • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                  I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                  The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                  greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                  #41

                  so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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                  • fossilesque@mander.xyzF fossilesque@mander.xyz
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                    pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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                    #42

                    Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

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                    • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                      Don't forget jump humping!

                      Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                      Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                      Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                      "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                      Religon is a hell of a drug

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                      pineapplelover@lemm.ee
                      wrote last edited by
                      #43

                      Kinda like a threesome

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                      • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                        I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                        The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                        finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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                        ::: spoiler Comment contains content that some may find disturbing, click to reveal
                        It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
                        :::

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                        • sirico@feddit.ukS sirico@feddit.uk

                          Just use the salmon method

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                          sgforce@lemmy.ca
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                          Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

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                          • F fundmecfsresearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                            Link Preview Image
                            Soaking (sexual practice) - Wikipedia

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                            (en.m.wikipedia.org)

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                            deathsembrace@lemm.ee
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                            Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse

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                            • K karjalan@lemmy.world

                              This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

                              Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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                              couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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                              It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

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                              • F fundmecfsresearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                Link Preview Image
                                Soaking (sexual practice) - Wikipedia

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                                (en.m.wikipedia.org)

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                                scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                #48

                                Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.

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                                • crazi_man@lemm.eeC crazi_man@lemm.ee

                                  I never go in. Only out.

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                                  scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                  I never go out. Only in.

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                                  • couldbealeotard@lemmy.worldC couldbealeotard@lemmy.world

                                    It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

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                                    bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz
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                                    I don't know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment

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                                    • couldbealeotard@lemmy.worldC couldbealeotard@lemmy.world

                                      It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

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                                      rapchee@lemmy.world
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                                      i think that was in a movie about mormons

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                                      • H howabt2day@futurology.today

                                        Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

                                        …All the risk without the fun…
                                        Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

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                                        rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                                        Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

                                        Don't threaten me with a good time.

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                                        • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

                                          so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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                                          trungulox@lemm.ee
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                                          The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

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