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  • K kameecoding@lemmy.world

    Don't call me an animal, but yes.

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    phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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    • T theslad@sh.itjust.works

      After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

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      siegfried@lemmy.world
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      This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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        sirico@feddit.uk
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        #27

        Just use the salmon method

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        • P phoenix3875@lemmy.world

          It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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          ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          You and me baby

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          • A ayyy@sh.itjust.works

            You and me baby

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            clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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            We ain't nothing but mammals

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            • S siegfried@lemmy.world

              This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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              loudwaterenjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              #30

              I can feel it too

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              • C clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works

                We ain't nothing but mammals

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                plantdadmanguy@lemmy.world
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                #31

                Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

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                • A ataridump@lemmy.world

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                  softestsapphic@lemmy.world
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                  #32

                  Don't forget jump humping!

                  Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                  Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                  "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                  Religon is a hell of a drug

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                  • S siegfried@lemmy.world

                    This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                    theslad@sh.itjust.works
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                    #33

                    Man if only! It was a one-off.

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                      kolanaki@pawb.social
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                      #34

                      I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

                      That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                      • C cdf12345@lemm.ee

                        The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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                        scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                        #35

                        The teenage mom strategy

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                        • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                          Don't forget jump humping!

                          Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                          Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                          Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                          "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                          Religon is a hell of a drug

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                          karjalan@lemmy.world
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                          This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

                          Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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                          • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                            Don't forget jump humping!

                            Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                            Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                            favicon

                            Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                            "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                            Religon is a hell of a drug

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                            grue@lemmy.world
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                            That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

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                            • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                              Is

                              Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                              Like sex is awesome, this is

                              I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                              grue@lemmy.world
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                              weird as fuck

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                                skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                                  Is

                                  Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                                  Like sex is awesome, this is

                                  I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                                  jennylafae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                  Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

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                                  • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                    I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                    The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                    greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                                    so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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                                      pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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                                      Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

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                                      • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                                        Don't forget jump humping!

                                        Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                                        Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                                        favicon

                                        Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                                        "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                                        Religon is a hell of a drug

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                                        pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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                                        #43

                                        Kinda like a threesome

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                                        • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                          I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                          The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                          finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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                                          ::: spoiler Comment contains content that some may find disturbing, click to reveal
                                          It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
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