Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

Don't forget jump humping!

Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

Religon is a hell of a drug

Man if only! It was a one-off.

I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

That's basically how dogs work. ‍️

The teenage mom strategy

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

weird as fuck

I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

Kinda like a threesome

::: spoiler Comment contains content that some may find disturbing, click to reveal
It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
:::

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse

It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.

I never go out. Only in.

I don't know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment