Hit it and quit it
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It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.
You and me baby
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You and me baby
We ain't nothing but mammals
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This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
I can feel it too
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We ain't nothing but mammals
Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!
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Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
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This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
Man if only! It was a one-off.
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I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.
That's basically how dogs work.
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The Teenage Mormon strategy!
The teenage mom strategy
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Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
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Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.
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Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
weird
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I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
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Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
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I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
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Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?
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Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
Kinda like a threesome
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I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
::: spoiler Comment contains content that some may find disturbing, click to reveal
It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
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Just use the salmon method
Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
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Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse
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This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.
