Hit it and quit it
-
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.
-
Lots of animals unironically do this.
Don't call me an animal, but yes.
-
Don't call me an animal, but yes.
It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.
-
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
-
This post did not contain any content.
Just use the salmon method
-
It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.
You and me baby
-
You and me baby
We ain't nothing but mammals
-
This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
I can feel it too
-
We ain't nothing but mammals
Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!
-
Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
-
This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
Man if only! It was a one-off.
-
This post did not contain any content.
I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.
That's basically how dogs work.
️ -
The Teenage Mormon strategy!
The teenage mom strategy
-
Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
-
Don't forget jump humping!
Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping
Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...
Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
Religon is a hell of a drug
That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.
-
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
weird
asfuck -
This post did not contain any content.
I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
-
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
-
I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
-
This post did not contain any content.
Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?
