After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

Lots of animals unironically do this.

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

Don't call me an animal, but yes.

It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

Just use the salmon method

You and me baby

We ain't nothing but mammals

I can feel it too

Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

Don't forget jump humping!

Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

Religon is a hell of a drug

Man if only! It was a one-off.

I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

That's basically how dogs work. ‍️

The teenage mom strategy

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

weird as fuck

I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

Nobody tell them about Jump Humping