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  • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

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    Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

    Like sex is awesome, this is

    I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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    theslad@sh.itjust.works
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    After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

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      phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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      Lots of animals unironically do this.

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      • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

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        Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

        Like sex is awesome, this is

        I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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        fundmecfsresearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

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        • P phoenix3875@lemmy.world

          Lots of animals unironically do this.

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          kameecoding@lemmy.world
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          #24

          Don't call me an animal, but yes.

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          • K kameecoding@lemmy.world

            Don't call me an animal, but yes.

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            phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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            It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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            • T theslad@sh.itjust.works

              After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

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              siegfried@lemmy.world
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              This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                sirico@feddit.uk
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                Just use the salmon method

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                • P phoenix3875@lemmy.world

                  It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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                  ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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                  You and me baby

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                  • A ayyy@sh.itjust.works

                    You and me baby

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                    clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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                    We ain't nothing but mammals

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                    • S siegfried@lemmy.world

                      This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                      loudwaterenjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      #30

                      I can feel it too

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                      • C clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works

                        We ain't nothing but mammals

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                        plantdadmanguy@lemmy.world
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                        Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

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                          softestsapphic@lemmy.world
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                          Don't forget jump humping!

                          Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                          Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                          Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                          "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                          Religon is a hell of a drug

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                          • S siegfried@lemmy.world

                            This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                            theslad@sh.itjust.works
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                            Man if only! It was a one-off.

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                              kolanaki@pawb.social
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                              #34

                              I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

                              That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                              • C cdf12345@lemm.ee

                                The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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                                scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                The teenage mom strategy

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                                • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                                  Don't forget jump humping!

                                  Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                                  Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                                  favicon

                                  Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                                  "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                                  Religon is a hell of a drug

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                                  karjalan@lemmy.world
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                                  This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

                                  Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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                                  • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                                    Don't forget jump humping!

                                    Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                                    Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                                    favicon

                                    Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                                    "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                                    Religon is a hell of a drug

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                                    grue@lemmy.world
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                                    That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

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                                    • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

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                                      Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                                      Like sex is awesome, this is

                                      I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                                      grue@lemmy.world
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                                      weird as fuck

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                                        skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                        I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                        The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                        • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

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                                          Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                                          Like sex is awesome, this is

                                          I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                                          jennylafae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                          Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

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