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  • P phoenix3875@lemmy.world

    Lots of animals unironically do this.

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    kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    Don't call me an animal, but yes.

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    • K kameecoding@lemmy.world

      Don't call me an animal, but yes.

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      phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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      It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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      • T theslad@sh.itjust.works

        After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

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        siegfried@lemmy.world
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        This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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          sirico@feddit.uk
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          Just use the salmon method

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          • P phoenix3875@lemmy.world

            It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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            ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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            You and me baby

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            • A ayyy@sh.itjust.works

              You and me baby

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              clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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              We ain't nothing but mammals

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              • S siegfried@lemmy.world

                This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                loudwaterenjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I can feel it too

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                • C clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works

                  We ain't nothing but mammals

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                  plantdadmanguy@lemmy.world
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                  Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!

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                    softestsapphic@lemmy.world
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                    #32

                    Don't forget jump humping!

                    Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                    Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                    Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                    "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                    Religon is a hell of a drug

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                    • S siegfried@lemmy.world

                      This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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                      theslad@sh.itjust.works
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                      Man if only! It was a one-off.

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                        kolanaki@pawb.social
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                        #34

                        I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

                        That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                        • C cdf12345@lemm.ee

                          The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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                          scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                          The teenage mom strategy

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                          • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                            Don't forget jump humping!

                            Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                            Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

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                            Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                            "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                            Religon is a hell of a drug

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                            karjalan@lemmy.world
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                            This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

                            Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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                            • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                              Don't forget jump humping!

                              Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                              Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                              favicon

                              Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                              "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                              Religon is a hell of a drug

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                              grue@lemmy.world
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                              That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

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                              • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                                Is

                                Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                                Like sex is awesome, this is

                                I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                                grue@lemmy.world
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                                weird as fuck

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                                  skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                  I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                  The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                  • P peoplebeproblems@midwest.social

                                    Is

                                    Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

                                    Like sex is awesome, this is

                                    I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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                                    jennylafae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

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                                    • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                      I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

                                      The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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                                      greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                                      so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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                                        pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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                                        Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

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                                        • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS softestsapphic@lemmy.world

                                          Don't forget jump humping!

                                          Urban Dictionary: Hump Jumping

                                          Jump Humping: When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking. Jump Humping is practiced by students...

                                          favicon

                                          Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

                                          "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

                                          Religon is a hell of a drug

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                                          pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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                                          Kinda like a threesome

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